“Hey, I Hope Your Cancer Comes Back, Charlie Brown!”
“Stop Man-Whoring to Pay for your Crack Addiction, Charlie Brown!”
“They’re Genital Warts, Charlie Brown!”
“It’s Radiation Sickness, Charlie Brown!”
“You Killed Lucy, Charlie Brown!”
and
“Tell Your Dog to Stop Humping My Leg, Charlie Brown!”
You forgot….
I’m Pregnant and It’s Yours, Charlie Brown.
followed by the sequel…
It’s Twins, Charlie Brown.